Paranormaal op pillen?

Zie hier. Een advertentie voor een pil waarmee je uit je lichaam kan treden en op afstand kan waarnemen. In de faq wordt ook telepathie beloofd. Sowieso stimuleert het middel je algemene hersenactiviteiten en zorgt het voor balans in je stemming en meer van dat soort wonderbeloftes. Als het werkt, zal het de wereld veranderen. Vooralsnog lijkt het me sterk. Maar misschien ga ik toch een potje bestellen.

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Therefore, Magneurol6-S™ is made with ingredients that all work together to make you feel more composed, energetic, clear-headed and happier.

Magneurol6-S™ implements a rare and scientifically investigated ingredient called Magnetite. The same material now believed by science to give migratory animals their extraordinary paranormal sensory. Recently it has also been discovered in trace amounts in some human beings perhaps explaining why some individuals experience paranormal abilities and others do not.

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Warning: Magneurol6-S™ was specifically engineered to expand and deliver rapid Paranormal / Metaphysical experiences. If you are suffering from any mental, bio-chemical or emotional instability, please seek the advice of a medical professional.

En uit de faq:

Q: Regarding Telepathy, what if I can't control what I am picking up and I go crazy?
A: We are confident with our experience and expertise in this area that this will not happen. While using Magneurol6-S™, in order to receive the benefits of telepathy you would have to apply yourself. In other words you would need to directly desire telepathy in order to experience it. Other experiences with your senses may increase such as heightened taste, sight and smell.

Q: Will Magneurol6-S™ make it so I hear peoples' thoughts (Telepathy)?
A: Having a metaphysical background we are also very interested in this question. What we have experienced is that it does increase the potential and awareness required for telepathy.

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The bottom line is we were stunned with the results and continue to work with the concept. A brief interpretation is that thought is electrically based and in the case where two people with very similar brains or "thought mechanisms" (humans) the information becomes potentially shared between energy fields that are within close proximity, like a train leaping rails. The stored information is seemingly transferred. The applications are endless.